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Pirates Invade Bocas… For the Second Time Since the 1700s

Local residents woke up to a pirate ship anchored in front of Bocas Town and braced for yet another attack by pirates, the second time since the 1700s. “Something has to be done, we now know they come in at night and drink all our Balboa, Atlas and Panama beer and then go back to their ship while not being seen until the next night” says Mookie Mook, the Bocas towns’ watch man and expert on beer drinking. However a new extrication plan was just hatched. The Boys from Bambuda Lodge on Isla Solarte are going to sneak over and using a case of locally brewed Bocas Brewery Shark Ale as bait, lure the pirates over to Isla Solarte’s Blue Coconut and there they will be marooned until the next pirate ship arrives maybe after 2020. The Bambuda Lodge Boys will then commandeer the pirate ship and use it for day tours. ARRRGH!